Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I love doing laundry. LOVE IT. Don't we all? So there is no way that I would wash a load of towels not once but three times because I forgot to throw it into the dryer each time. Wouldn't happen. I love to do laundry so much that I live in my basement and stare into the tumbling abyss of both washer and dryer. So I would never forget something so fun.

And I would never exaggerate my 'morning' sickness so that I didn't have to go to dinner at my husband's aunts house...sending husband and son off with a gag and a wave and then proceed to get some KFC for my own dinner, after I miraculously recovered. I could never do such a thing. Not Me!

I also wouldn't act as if I were perfect and always prepared for a meeting at work. I wouldn't yell at my husband for making me late for work when I had to iron his khaki's for a meeting he had to attend when I knew perfectly well the night before that they were a hot mess...just so I could be self-rightous. Ha...not I!